the chicken wanted to sound different so it had to think outside of the bawks
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
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eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours you absorb its essence and transform it into energy just wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—"
"The trouble is you think you have time."
This kid said something that offended a girl and my English teacher did this.
The smug look got wiped off his face and became this when the teacher encouraged us to take pictures.
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
- Mom: *knocks on door* You're studying for that test you have tomorrow, right?
- Me: *clicks reblog button* Sure am mom!